January 2012
56 posts
Oh so terrible things we say
One of the many rubbish things we say on whatsapp group chat.
Person1: Hahahaha. My friend’s fb status : Guys,if you dont look like Calvin Klein’s model, dont expect us to look like Victoria’s Secret’s Angels.
Person2: Girls, if you’re not rich like Paris Hilton, don’t expect us to be like Donald trump.
Person3: Girls if you’re not a saxophone...
Reality is relative. Everyone has their own version in their heads. So make sure yours is pretty awesome.
Well at least I’m aware that I’m unstable right now.
I don’t mind being alone. It’s my mind when I am alone that drives me nuts.
I wonder which is worse. The friend zone or the boss zone.
Welcome back to Depression Land, we’ve been expecting you. We do hope you stay for longer while this time.
Here have a self-loathing cupcake.
calm yourself. you can do this. focus.
Well the Dentist wasn’t as bad as I thought. Got a tooth out tho.
#metaphor
I sure hope I don’t have to wait long for an answer. Being in limbo is torture.
Here goes nothin...
Like a boy goin to the dentist. Alone.
I love my sengal friends
Further proof my friends are bengong-er than me
Me: Just got home. Pretty beat. Too tired to go out. U guys have fun.
Bulma: ok kami org2 kurang kuul akan mencuba cari kegembiraan tanpa kehadiran mu
Me: Well you can try but well…
Afiq: Thanks. Have a good rest. See u. I’ll introduce u to my hot gf next time we meet la since u r not here tonight.
Me: Then i’ll...
ask-snippy:
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a girlfriend (how would he, anyways?), but I would not recommend getting in Pilot’s way, honestly. ;;
Contrariwise: The End of the World →
zeldawilliams:
I’ve been thinking a lot about apocalypses recently… apocali? Or is it more like apoc-ellipses.
Anywho, I digress.
No, it’s not out of some emo, poetic, ‘we all die alone!’ sense of self-loathing. Honestly, I’ve just recently found myself pondering, among other things, how little our planet’s…
ask-snippy:
Okay maybe Captain is a little…DIFFICULT to deal with, but he shouldn’t be so much INTIMIDATING…
Dear Universe,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Resident of the Universe